You've just made your way into my mountain. Here's a bit about this dragon. I'm sarcastic and I enjoy classic rock. I'm probably a reincarnated greaser who died street racing or smoking too many packs a day. I'm panromantic and demisexual, a cosplayer, and a snail and stingray enthusiast. I've got an IQ the size of Stark tower, l'm an incarnation of Lucifer and I am a fire drake from the north that lives in a mountain full of gold and bathes in hellfire. You can call me Jordan, Dracona or the big fat dragon. You can read about my interests on my fandoms page.
I track the tag thejarpad
A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?
#I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE#THAT IT HAS BEEN NEARLY TWO MONTHS#AND THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING TIME I’VE SEEN ANYONE MAKE THIS JOKE#FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S BEEN TWO MONTHS AND *I* DIDN’T MAKE THIS JOKE#I’M DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF US#cap 2 (x)
group projects when no one knows what they’re doing
The older I get the more this resonates with me
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
"you’re so privileged"
What are you talking about? I have so many problems. My laptop died today while I was sitting on the toilet, it was awful. I had nothing to do while I was shitting.